Wowee, "Quarantined" has won a "Golden Mushroom Award" for "Best Invented Disease
thatFrodocatchesinfiveseconds". I'm honored! Speechless! Swamp malaise rocks! (well, not for Frodo, I guess.)
http://www.west-of-the-moon.net/gmagen2003.htmHuge thanks to everyone who voted, and I solemnly vow to always make sure Frodo has plenty of "comfort" to go with whatever "hurt"
is necessary for the plot the poor lad accidentally falls into. I'm a bit busy just now, so Frodo has a few words he'd like to say...
"Is this thing on? Sorry... I'm accepting this award on behalf of shirebound, who's currently cooking up yet another story in which I end up with a concussion, fever, cold, frightened, and otherwise miserable, but then I get to recover with my usual resilience, get wrapped in nice, warm blankets, and receive the undivided attention I deserve as Ringbearer, cute hobbit, and savior of the West, so I guess it's all right. Besides, she's going to scrape all the gold off these dubious-looking mushrooms and split the loot with me before she starts chapter 2, so... no hard feelings. I think she's... *cough* she's just the *cough cough* ...drat. I feel a chill coming on. Gotta go."
Frodo BagginsWhee! An award! Congratulations, everyone.
ETA:
olivia_ramirez, who's more awake than I am, just kindly let me know that "Avalanche" is also co-winner for "Best Damsel in Distress". Now I'm
really speechless!
"Frodo isn't feeling too well just now (and no, it's not shirebound's fault. Well, maybe it is, I don't know), so on behalf of my favorite cousin (stop kicking me, Merry) second favorite cousin, I'd like to accept this award for "Best Damsel in Distress". Even though everyone knows that I was in more distress than Frodo in that blasted frozen wasteland of Caradhras, where shirebound wouldn't let me talk for 13 chapters and then threw me in a frozen puddle... but I'm not here to complain. I'm here to say "thank you". Hey, give that back, Merry. Those are *my* mushrooms..."
Pippin Took